Back when I was a little boy in the 4th grade I started liking this girl named Yvette Stevenson, but I didn't think she liked me. So one day I told my grandpa about it. I said, grandpa it seems like you and grandma have been married for hundreds of years. Tell me how did you get grandma to start liking you?
He said, son, we all have seventy emotions and the one you should be most concerned about when it comes to your woman is that emotion called Happy. I said, oh, so that is how you kept grandma married to you for all these years by catering to that particular emotion? He said once I learn how to do that I will keep my woman with me for a very long time.
I told him how am I suppose to make her happy when she doesn't even like me?? He said you got to make her laugh. I said she will smack me if I try to tickle her. Why can't I just hit her over the head with my club and take her back to my cave the way you did grandma? Grandpa started laughing over that and said that I had been watching too many caveman cartoons. He told me that were way before his time, that dinosaurs lived on earth back then.
I am 40 years old, 6' 4" tall, 195 lbs., in very good shape. I enjoy working out, reading, writing, playing basketball, listening to a variety of music but my favorite is Jazz. If you are interested I would like to correspond with a lady friend out there.
Or e-mail me here please put my name in your letter I share this box with several others.
