Hellow 911?"
Yes, I need to report a Crime!
Operator: What is the Crime Sir?
Caller: It's Horrible!
Operator: Sir, calm down and tell me what happened.
Caller: My chest hurts, I can't breathe
Operator: Sir, you must calm yourself, I cannot understand you.
Caller: This shouldn't be happening to a man so young and full of dreams.
Operator: Are you experiencing pain in your chest?
Caller: C-A-N-'T B-R-E-A-T-H-E!
Operator: Do you need an ambulance?
Caller: No, I called to report a crime.
Operator: Go ahead!
Caller: Well every night the mailman walks past my door. It's a terrible crime. Oh My Chest! 
Operator: Stay with me sir, help is on the way.
Caller: Are you sending an ambulance?
Operator: No, I'm mailing you a letter!
Did I get you to smile?
Hey you, if you're thinking of writing let me tell you I love to laugh and see good in most things. No expectations about who can write. I'm looking for everything and nothing.
I'm passionate, sincere, and hold strong convictions. I'm an artist and music lover. The two keep me sane. Would like to sell my oil paintings on e-bay will share the earnings, can you help? I can also create a beautiful tattoo design for you. Be good!
The painting above is of Angelina Jolie
Waiting on your letter Operator!
Sincerely,
Terry Dibble # B81130
P.O. Box 112
Joliet, IL 60434
Or e-mail me here please put my name in your letter I share this box with several others.
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