STICK EM UP!
EX-BANK ROBBER WANTS YOU!

Reformed and penitent white male seeks correspondence from single lady around 45-55 years young! I am presently geographically limited (incarcerated) in a California prison with an abundance of time and a veritable potpourri of things to discuss. I am a 50 year old raconteur standing in at 6' 1" and 185 lbs. I have brown hair (gentlemanly streaked with gray) and dark green eyes. My health is excellent. I am an adventurer, traveler and Viet Nam vet. My friends are the spotted owl, Siberian Tiger, panda and African elephant, to name but a few.

I enjoy writing with aspirations of getting published. My bookshelf lists Steinbeck, London, Michener, and Twain. I subscribe to national Geographic, Smithsonian, National/International Wildlife, Nature Conservancy, and Prison Legal News. I love people and learning and helping others.

Yes! You guessed right! I'm not your stereotypical convict. I'm a nonviolent giver in a predatory sea of takers. I'm a 12-Stepper and a true believer in God.

I offer you an informative, stimulating, frank and intelligent letter. The key word in this missive is "raconteur" and I promise you that you will not be disappointed. I will be up front and honest, no matter what we might discuss and I will be punctual. For your concerns, I have my complete criminal history upon request.

So if you're tired of the cosmic debris out here in cyberspace, and are looking for someone to talk to who is mature with substance, humor and spontaneity, then look no further! You're on the right page!

Ambrosia served here... not spam! The only requirement is YOU! So why not take a chance and invest some time in a sincere human being. Point and click... it's that simple! Until I hear from you, take care.

Timothy Myers # J-43473
PO Box 3466
Corcoran, CA 93212

Or e-mail me here please put my name in your letter I share this box with several others.

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