Peace to the wonderful women that hold the titles in the category of beauty and grace.
Please know that I am placing this ad because I am hoping to acquaint myself with a sincere woman with a pure heart and one of choice caliber. My only request of you at this moment is that you accept this ad from me with an open mind and that you not judge me from my presentation. Do not dismiss this ad because I am in prison, or because you do not know me. Before you finish viewing this ad you will.
I will try through this medium to be informative, open and honest. I realize that a letter/ or ad is just like a good conversation, should be a proper mixture of humor, honesty and above all interesting to the person reading it. For how else can I capture your attention. Placing an ad to people I know nothing about has me rather perplexed as to how I should begin, but speaking to someone (whether throughout a phone conversation, personal contact, or through correspondence) I could be quite fluent. It is the beginning that gives me trouble, but as I continue the words flow much easier. I can only hope that this will be the start of a mutual friendship. If I can make you smile and see things from a mutual perspective, I've done my share.
Before I introduce myself, I would like to inquire about YOU. First, how are you? I can only hope that you, your family and loved ones are in the best of health and enjoying the fruits that life has to offer. Secondly, I sincerely hope that this ad is not being placed at an inopportune time for you. Because if it is I am defeating my own purpose and my intentions before I even begin. And what might that be you ask? My soul desire is to one day receive your friendship and never relinquish it. To hope or wish for anything more in my situation would only present me as being confused, mentally disturbed, or a flaming idiot, and I would never want you to perceive me with any of those characteristics.
I know that every woman in existence has a man, companion, or secret admirer and there is no way I can deal with them on a physical level. However, I am more than qualified and capable to deal with them mentally for their affection. How? Being a man I know that we have a tendency to neglect you (women) to a certain degree, and it's easy to understand with so many obstacles out there, unemployment, bills, responsibilities, etc. So my goal will be to fill in where they neglect to do so.
My name is Joseph Ponder. I was born December 28th, 1961. I am 5' 10" tall, 167 lbs., intelligent, play all sports, love reading, playing the keyboard, serving the Lord, traveling, going to casinos, restuarants, spending time with my significant other, and enjoying life. I love starting businesses, writing music, and doing things that makes life worth living. I will be released in 2011.
I am seeking a woman with some of the same characteristics as I. Although I can go on forever, I will end this ad and patiently await for you to respond. So until a letter from you becomes my reality, I'll patiently await.
Or e-mail me here please put my name in your letter I share this box with several others.
